May 2012
28 posts
Anonymous asked: Do you like One Direction?
voswinkel asked: serious question. what's more embarrassing: peeing in class or projectile vomiting in class?
Anonymous asked: Well fuck the shit out of me and call me Josie, your pussycat gets me roarin'.
but srsly axe me more stuff cuz it's fun
Anonymous asked: Have you ever seen the movie Doubt and been like "OMG, Meryl Streep is such a good actress but I wasn't really in the mood for this kind of movie so now I have a bad taste in my mouth when I think of the movie because I didn't want to see the movie to begin with but she should receive all the praise and awards because she is a damn good actress and I really shouldn't look down...
porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
porn site:
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
Anonymous asked: Do you have after college plans?
Anonymous asked: What are your future plans? As in college and aspirations and such.
the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn
honey, you missed auburn big time
April 2012
38 posts
2 tags
“Maybe I’ll get drunk again to feel a...
1 tag
people should care.
time2pee:
Confession 5 ; I’m not your average kind of girl. I call everyone “Guy” And “Bro.” I’m loud, I have my girly moments, but I’m such a tomboy on the inside. ♥
the worst.
james.
prepared to get your shit rocked.
Anonymous asked: What are your greatest ambitions?
Blaring music in my room, and my mom texts me.
Mom: TURN IT WAY DOWN I'M TRYING TO WATCH AMERICAN IDOL
Me: Naaaa maa dis izz maaii jamm~
2 tags
i need help.
Watchericmolyneaux:
mylifeisdill:
sp-cejam:
notoriete:
This is amazing.
why the fuck can’t everyone be like this?
damn good kid, he’s a smart dude too.. like who uses the word charlatan in everyday conversation. This is awesome.
Makes me happy.
arboreal-productions:
Never let you go- Third...