get it, gurl.
WEEKEND UPDATE JOKE-OFF
IS THIS REAL LIFE?!
it shall be entitled, “hair in my retainer.”
i’m going to write a short story entitled, “hair in my mouth.”
conversations with inanimate objects.
me: i really can't stay.
shower: baby, it's cold outside.
I'm inappropriate when it comes to Nick Jonas
nickjonasislegend: Me: Nick:
i just told UNC that beans are nature's candy.
i was going to start my homework but then i took...
my use of the ellipsis far outweighs any other...
there i go again.
forever is a long, long time when you’ve lost your way.– phoenix, lasso.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOV
two drunken babies in a bed. lil abs is the cutest when inebriated