December 2011
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SHIAT
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WEEKEND UPDATE JOKE-OFF
IS THIS REAL LIFE?!
SWOON.
correction.
it shall be entitled, “hair in my retainer.”
i’m going to write a short story entitled, “hair in my mouth.”
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conversations with inanimate objects.
me: i really can't stay.
shower: baby, it's cold outside.
I'm inappropriate when it comes to Nick Jonas
nickjonasislegend:
Me:
Nick:
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i just told UNC that beans are nature's candy.
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i was going to start my homework but then i took...
my use of the ellipsis far outweighs any other...
there i go again.
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forever is a long, long time when you’ve lost your way.
– phoenix, lasso.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOV
nicolealex:
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two drunken babies in a bed.
lil abs is the cutest when inebriated
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